Iva Kubelkova Syndrome

A couple of years ago, a friend told me her theory on what she called Iva Kubelkova syndrome. The theory goes like this: your knowledge of who Iva Kubelkova is is actually displacing useful knowledge from your brain, like Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle, the Third Law of Thermodynamics, or EU taxation law.

You could know those things, but instead you know that Iva Kubelkova played golf in high heels.

Updated Wed, Jul 2: An American translation would be: Joyce DeWitt syndrome.

One thought on “Iva Kubelkova Syndrome

  1. The only reason I know who she is and some of her little quirks, is because she used to date Jaromir Jagr, former Pittburgh Penguins Star, now with the New York Rangers. If we give them any more of our players, we’re gonna be a farm team for the Rangers and no longer our own major league franchise.

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