Seeing as it’s cucumber season and all, here’s a link to what is sure to become one of the great Internet hits of the summer. I kiss you!

I think I know what my next bathing suit is going to look like.

But seriously, isn’t that Humpty from the Digital Underground?

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Updated Saturday, Aug. 2, 23:22 – Seems the overall demand for green thong bikini unitards has overwhelmed the Innernut. Hopefully it’ll repair itself. But then again, with something that wrong, what else can I say except I’m glad it wasn’t me captured for infinity and Google in that thingy.

Update 2, Sunday 8:37am – Thanks to the ever-vigilant Marc Brown, I can present to you the following…