I’m eagerly awaiting the triumphant return of Bloopy to our fair Kafkaville. Hope he gets here in one piece and all that, and that he has a nice boring flight.

We may also be seeing the arrival of Splink/Flagrant (scroll down to the Sept. 9 post, dang blogspot permalinks), but if she does get here, she’ll probably want to be left alone, so leave her the hell alone, OK?

It takes a certain type to want to come to Kafkaville when the winter’s just starting up (I couldn’t say hotting up, could I?). I always thought the idea was to get away when the weather hit zero celsius, be that to the island retreat, the desert hideaway or the tropical paradise. Maybe not.