Just when I thought the candidates for EU parliament couldn’t get any worse, along comes this news: Right-wing loony Miroslav Sladek wants to run.

Maybe I missed something somewhere. Where in the EU charter does it say that sleazebags all have to run for EU Parliament? Who’s the knucklehead pollster giving the advice? “Yeah, Mirek (or Vlad’o, or Viktore), the time is ripe! The masses are clamoring for your return!”

Sladek, Viktor Kožený, Vladimír Železný. I’m only having a hard time figuring out if the parliamentarians’ offices should be located at Pankrác or at Bohnice.