Satanic Ritual Names or Medicine Names?

I don’t know about you, but I think there’s something of the black arts involved in coming up with a medicine brand name. There must be a big circle of either Satanists or marketing employees (hey, maybe they’re two-fers) who come up with the damn names. I mean, isn’t Anton Szandor LaVey on the board of SmithKline or Novartis?

Just for shits and giggles, the next time you walk into your bathroom – or better yet, your parents’ bathrooms – chant all the medicine names in the cabinet.

Here’s a quick guide for those of you who, like me, tend to confuse Satanic ritual names with medicine brand names…

Satanic Ritual Name Medicine Name
Shaitan Ibalgin
Asmodeus Imodium
Bast Tussilen
Tiamat Ursofalk
Kali Exoderil

Feel free to leave your own Satanic ritual names and/or pharmaceutical names in the comments.

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