I don’t know about you, but I think there’s something of the black arts involved in coming up with a medicine brand name. There must be a big circle of either Satanists or marketing employees (hey, maybe they’re two-fers) who come up with the damn names. I mean, isn’t Anton Szandor LaVey on the board of SmithKline or Novartis?
Just for shits and giggles, the next time you walk into your bathroom – or better yet, your parents’ bathrooms – chant all the medicine names in the cabinet.
Here’s a quick guide for those of you who, like me, tend to confuse Satanic ritual names with medicine brand names…
| Satanic Ritual Name | Medicine Name |
| Shaitan | Ibalgin |
| Asmodeus | Imodium |
| Bast | Tussilen |
| Tiamat | Ursofalk |
| Kali | Exoderil |
Feel free to leave your own Satanic ritual names and/or pharmaceutical names in the comments.
