The European Union suddenly finds itself without an executive branch, Iraq is going to hell in a handbasket, the US election could go either way and Standa Gross may or may not be listening to your phone calls.

So of course that means it’s time for the editors of Blesk to lead with another story on Iveta BartoÅ¡ová.

This time around, it’s an interview with Iveta where she talks about being depressed, getting through money problems caused by an unscrupulous manager, and her need for a pořadnej mužskej. Czech students take note: that means she’s looking for a real man.

My favorite exchange is this one:

Blesk: And what about sex? Don’t you miss it, or are you working on that?

Iveta: I’m currently not sexing (Czech students should note the use of the term “nesexuju” – ed.) and don’t miss it. But when I mention it, I don’t want that to last.

This brings the Blesk Iveta count to 116.