In keeping with the theme of really bad toys for Christmas, this is a toy that was just so astoundingly awful it still gives me goosebumps. Who in their right mind would want to play and re-enact the tragedy of the Kursk?

This one was so bad that I had to buy one and send it to bWg, who of course knew the story of the Kursk, and immediately put it in a place of ‘honor’ in his pad.